December 2011
alex-gask4rth:
when i first listened to all time low i didn’t ever think i would love them so much to the point where it hurts
me: hi alex
alex: oh my god are you the one that's for me holy shit i swear i saw you in a vision or a dream and you were the most beautiful thing i've ever laid my eyes on i'm sorry i didn't reply to your tweets i was too intimidated by your tempting beauty oh my GOD i want to take you home to meet my mother and make you some fucking chicken soup and we'd go on a stroll by the beach and fall asleep to the sunset and the sound of the waves crashing onto the shore oh my god this is gonna be perfect i love you so much please be mine
this gif is the perfect reaction
vicfuentes-4l:
we got a cat!
we went to McDonalds and got you some!
you’re going to that concert you wanted to go to next week!
we’re going on vacation to Italy in the summer!
i’m giving you $40 to go get new bras!
the cat died but we got you a goldfish to replace it!
sexualintercoursewithburritos:
may we take a moment to appreciate the contents of the folder labeled “derpy alex and by derpy i mean i dont care i would still do you” on my computer